Fuck Amazon.com

by David J. Stewart | September 2024

       I just had a battle with the idiots at Amazon.com over a movie review that I posted last month about the 1990 film, “Lord Of The Flies.” For 15 years I had been one of their best, if not the best, customer. Over the past 10 years I must have purchased over $50,000 worth of products from Amazon, but no longer. I'm shopping at Walmart and elsewhere from now on. By the way, Walmart offers FREE SHIPPING on orders for $35 and over.

Here is the exact review that I wrote on Amazon.com...

Title: A Waste Of Money

Text: This movie is just a group of small boys using foul language, acting to a horrible script, and it's as boring as can be. I literally threw the movie into the garbage pail after watching it. What a waste of money! It wasn't anything what I had expected. Don't waste your money. The title is very misleading in my humble opinion. I expected a classy science fiction movie, not the Little Rascals stuck on an island boring me to death.

The morons from their community-help department actually flagged my account, falsely accusing me of “Hate Speech” and threatened to terminate my account. I was so upset that I replied with, “Kiss my ass!” I had every right to be angry for being discriminated against by Amazon. I was upset and posted this in response...

Title: Horrible Movie - Waste Of Money

Text: This sicko movie is about a group of small boys using foul language, acting to a horrible script, sexually perverse, and it's as boring as can be. I literally threw the movie into the garbage pail after watching it. What a waste of money! Amazon refused to post my first review because I mentioned the truth about this VERY OFFENSIVE film. DON'T BUY IT! Some nut at Amazon actually sent me an email threatening to terminate my account today, because I used the biblical name for a homosexual regarding an indecent scene in this movie. Well Amazon, you can kiss my rear-end and write a love story, because I believe the inspired Holy Bible. If you don't fear God and think Bible words are "Hate Speech," which is exactly what Amazon falsely accused me of, then just do me a favor and make good on your stupid threat, TERMINATE MY ACCOUNT. I couldn't care less, I'll shop at Walmart online from now on. This is America, not communist North Korea. There was absolutely NOTHING wrong with my first post. Really, someone needs to go see a psychiatrist at Amazon who had a problem with my first post. Don't just make idle threats, go ahead, TERMINATE MY ACCOUNT Amazon. Make my day. I would love to save several thousands of dollars a year. If not, shut your stupid mouth and don't threaten me again, or I'll be mailing a certified complaint letter to your headquarters about this matter. Mistreated customer.

So, the jerks suspended my ability to post future reviews, and I called corporate headquarters to complain. The horrible incompetent woman on the phone switched me to a female in India who could barely speak English. She documented my complaint, but said I needed to contact the idiots who caused the problem in the first place, by censoring my original review which has NOTHING wrong with it.

So, I contacted their Amazon escalations department, but some college aged fool sided with the first idiots, saying that they will no longer allow me to post product reviews. So, I told them this today...

To the jerks at Amazon,

Evidently you are very young and immature, likely college age and liberal minded. You are foolishly responding to my subsequent comments which were solely intended for your abusive employees who upset me in the first place, which proves your INSINCERITY in this important matter. It should be obvious to you that I knew my secondary review comments would never be posted, they were only intended for the nut who thought my review was hate speech. I have every right to be upset, because you DISCRIMINATED against my Christian beliefs. And that person is a nut. If that offends your gender-bending feelings in this spoiled namby-pamby generation, then tough.

If you were a reasonable person, which clearly you are not, you would be ONLY looking at is my very first review of the movie, "Lord Of The Flies" (1990), which started this conflict in the first place. You are condemning me based on my comments AFTER your employees wrongly accused me of "hate speech" which I never did, and also threatening to terminate my account which was inflammatory.

It is clear to me that you couldn't care less about fixing a problem, you are just seeing what you want to see. Over the past 15 years, I have placed THOUSANDS of orders at Amazon. I WAS one of your best customers. I will be shopping at Walmart from now on for everything I possible can buy. I know you don't care as an hourly paid employee, but that just evidences your shameful lack of character as a human.

Amazon has lost my business. I will only buy things from Amazon from now on that I cannot find elsewhere, making Amazon my bitch. Please feel free to terminate my account in your insanity, you might as well since you have sided with the assholes who mistreated me in the first place. And SHAME ON YOU!

I am old enough to be your grandfather. Hopefully in 20 years, when you outgrow your youthful stupidity, you will learn to respect people if you want respect in return. I only called them (what you call "names") "nuts," after they wickedly and falsely accused me of "hate speech" for using the Bible terms "ungodly sodomite." They called me a name first. They drew first blood. If you think that the terms "ungodly sodomite" is hate speech, woe unto you when you are judged in eternity by your Creator who authored the Bible (Hebrews 4:13).

It is Amazon, and not me, who is at fault in this matter. If you read my original review in question, it was very appropriate. I make no apologies for calling the idiot a "nut" who had an issue with my review. You young ungodly liberals are the reason why this country is going straight to Hell.

Walmart here I come!

Mistreated customer.

I placed my first order two days ago at Walmart's website online. And just like Amazon, if you purchase at least $35 worth of stuff they give you FREE SHIPPING. Fuck Amazon! Excuse the crude language, but I couldn't find a better synonym to express how I feel at this very moment about Amazon. FUCK AMAZON!!! I will be shopping at Walmart from now on for everything I need, unless I cannot find it elsewhere. Amazon from now on is my bitch!

Thank you for reading.

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